THE SECRET OF ERCOLANO

Ercolano
Marco told us that if you looking a statue, the place to go is Ercolano, so we thought the place should be checked out. It’s in a dodgy shabby part of town, known mainly for its midnight drugs market on main square.

Original "Tile-it-Right" Ercolano Vinyl Flooring Display Showroom
Original “Tile-it-Right” Ercolano Vinyl Flooring Display Showroom
Perfect place to fence a hot artwork statue, if you’re in a hurry. There are cosa nostra gangs and dragon gangs, and you don’t want to get caught in the crossfire.
Original Ercolano Doner & Shish-Kebab TakeAway shop
Original Ercolano Doner & Shish-Kebab TakeAway shop

Ercolano is mostly below ground level and it’s a wreck. None of the houses are really habitable under 1954 HMO regulations. Roofs fallen in, toilets not flushing, cooking facilities outdated.
Original Ercolano porno cinema projection screen
Original Ercolano porno cinema projection screen

Ercolano original unisex beauty salon & nail bar
Ercolano original unisex beauty salon & nail bar

There’s a secret ramp to the beach, so it would be hard to catch the crims on the spot. I took my usual equipment and stumbled across a couple of jugs which will go nicely in the evidence storeroom.
Ercolano original Tupperware for yoghurt

Ercolano Soy Sauce bottle
A couple shifty geezers in soiled togas offered me dirty pictures but, just as I was paying for them, I spotted the object of our whole quest. Standing idly by a colonnaded cloister, posing as a loitering garden statue, there was Michaelangelo’s original David. Sure, it has been melted down and recast, but it’s unmistakable. We arrested the whole of the museum crew and took David into protective custody.

Recovered - original statue of David by Michael Angelo - melted down & recast
Recovered – original statue of David by Michael Angelo – melted down & recast

Job done. And still Janet has not revealed her hand.

I want to thank you all for being our back-ups on this mission, now we must get back to our yard, I heard a new case has come in.

4 thoughts on “THE SECRET OF ERCOLANO

  1. We love all things Italia! great reading this when the children have been a bit naughty & I want to get away from it all by reading some crime facts and fiction ! X

  2. Well done commissario Montalbini & co!! we knew you could find the David again… on behalf of all the Florentine population, many thanks!!!

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